Fireside Haven: 2BR/2BA, Arcade, Smokies Views, Near Town

✓✓ Great for a quiet weekend or even an extended stay (ask us about special weekly rates)! ✓✓
Buckle up and get ready for a road that leads straight to your happiness. As you make your grand entrance onto the private road, you'll instantly feel the anticipation building. With only 9 cabins dotting the rolling ridge, it's like stumbling upon a secret hideout for the fun-seeking elite. Prepare for the time of your life!
Now, picture this: one cabin, two mind-blowing views. At the front, a majestic wooded valley bathed in the warm glow of the rising sun. It's like nature's way of saying, "Good morning, superstar!" And at the rear, a charming valley glen bursting with vibrant shades of green that'll make you swear Snow White lives next door. Who needs a Disney vacation when you've got it all right here?
✦ KITCHEN ✦
Calling all culinary wizards and kitchen superheroes! Our fully equipped kitchen is a playground of gastronomic delights. Unleash your inner chef and embark on epicurean adventures that'll make your taste buds tango with joy!
✓ Full oven with range (because mediocre ovens don't make the cut)
✓ Wine glasses (for the classy connoisseurs and grape enthusiasts)
✓ Air Fryer (transforming guilty pleasures into crispy dreams)
✓ Spices (because flavor should be as bold as your personality)
✓ And more surprises that'll make you exclaim, "Abracadabra, deliciousness!"
✦ LIVING ROOM ✦
The living room is a sanctuary for joy-seekers and fun enthusiasts. Sink into the coziest couch known to mankind and surrender to the gravitational pull of ultimate comfort as you take advantage of the stunning stone gas fireplace. The piece de resistance? An arcade table that'll transport you to a retro wonderland—8 classic games on "free-play" mode. Get ready to battle, compete, and unleash your inner gaming nerd!
✓ Roku Smart TV (because Netflix binging is a legit sport)
✓ Arcade table with 8 classic titles (challenge your friends and conquer the pixelated world)
✓ Book collection (for those rare moments when you want to give your thumbs a break)
✓ Double glass French doors leading to the 40' covered patio (where nature and laughter collide)
✦ BATHROOM / LAUNDRY ✦
Our first bathroom is your sanctuary of suds and serenity. Fluffy towels await your embrace, while a shower/tub combo stands ready to unleash a symphony of bubbles. And guess what? We've got laundry facilities too! Say goodbye to funky smells and hello to fresh, fabulous vibes!
✓ Shower/tub combo (a stage for your award-winning shower concerts)
✓ Fluffy towels (for snuggling or swatting away invisible enemies)
✓ Washer and dryer (ensuring your outfits are as fresh as your dance moves)
✓ Plunger (just in case your bathroom adventures get a little wild)
✓ Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash dispenser (giving you more shower options than a shampoo aisle)
✦ FIRST BEDROOM ✦
The first bedroom boasts a sky-scraping cathedral ceiling (perfect for practicing your synchronized snoring routine) and not one, but two beds for ultimate sleep versatility. Experience the joy of memory foam mattresses that contour to your body like a clingy koala. Need a break from slumber? We've got a work desk for when you suddenly feel the urge to write the next great American novel (or just binge-watch cat videos). It's like camping in a national park, minus the bug spray and awkward campfire songs.
✓ 2 beds: Double and Twin w/ memory foam mattresses (for optimal imaginary raft-racing potential )
✓ Work desk (for those random bursts of creativity)
✓ Closet with hangers (your clothes will feel right at home)
✓ Nightstand with drawer (to hide your secret stash of late-night snacks)
✓ Room darkening blinds (because sunlight can be so judgmental)
✓ National parks-themed decor (let your wanderlust roam free)
✦ MAIN BEDROOM/ EN SUITE BATHROOM ✦
Behold, the main bedroom—a magical oasis nestled in the mountain's loving embrace. With its grand vaulted ceilings (perfect for practicing your operatic singing) and a spacious walk-in closet (big enough to hide from your responsibilities), this room screams luxury. Get ready to Netflix and chill (literally) with the wall-mounted Roku TV and snuggle into the timber queen bed, swathed in the softest bedding known to humankind. Two reading lamps will illuminate your nocturnal adventures, while a bedside power block with USB ports ensures your gadgets are always charged (because, priorities). And let's not forget the en suite bathroom—where dreams become reality and showers reach glorious, floor-to-ceiling heights.
✓ Timber Queen bed with luxurious bedding (Warning: May induce prolonged hibernation)
✓ Matching nightstand and chest of drawers (to hide those embarrassing vacation outfits)
✓ Three windows with room darkening blinds (to shield your eyes from the beauty of nature, as needed)
✓ Two side lamps (for creating dramatic lighting effects during impromptu interpretive dance sessions)
✓ Smart TV (for binge-watching all your guilty pleasures)
✓ Walk-in Closet with hangers and first aid kit (because accidents happen, even in paradise)
✓ Ceiling fan (for those moments when you want to feel like you're starring in a slow-motion movie)
✓✓ En Suite full bathroom (where hygiene meets indulgence)
✓✓ Walk-in shower (bring your best shower karaoke skills)
✓✓ Fluffy towels (to embrace you in a warm, post-shower hug)
✦ COVERED PORCH ✦
Behold the magnificent 40-foot covered porch, accessible through the living room (not a secret portal, unfortunately). This porch is like no other—it stretches the entire length of the cabin, suspended high above the enchanting forest glen. It's the perfect spot to procrastinate responsibly for hours on end!
We've got you covered with not just any old chairs, but two Amish rocking chairs that will make you feel like you've traveled back in time. And if that's not enough, we've also got two "Zero Gravity" loungers that will defy the laws of physics and give you a weightless experience. It's like floating on air, except you won't need a spacesuit.
While you're lounging around, take in the breathtaking valley views or engage in some astronomy with our star-counting challenge. The countryside sky is filled with bright stars just waiting to be counted—because who needs Netflix when you have the universe as your entertainment?
But wait, there's more! We've got an Amish side table (because even furniture needs a sidekick) and a charcoal kettle grill with a side table and all the grill tools you could ever dream of. Get ready to channel your inner BBQ master and unleash your culinary prowess. It's time to grill and thrill!
To top it off, we've adorned the place with solar-powered market lights because everything's better with a touch of magic. Picture yourself basking in their warm glow as you revel in the whimsical atmosphere of our cabin.