Birthday Disaster at Royalton Chic Hotel – Never Again
I stayed at the Royalton Chic Hotel for my birthday, hoping for a relaxing and memorable getaway. While check-in was smooth and the staff at the front desk were polite, that’s where the good part ended—and the nightmare began.
The Room:
As soon as we got to our room, we noticed a loud, obnoxious noise coming from the AC. It sounded like a tractor was parked in the corner of the room. It was impossible to sleep through the night, and only one came to fix it despite us calling down to complain. For a place claiming to be “chic,” this felt more like a motel off the highway.
The Food:
Let me just say—horrible. The food was bland, cold, and lacked any seasoning or care. The fruit station had flies hovering around it, and the staff didn’t seem bothered. It was honestly disgusting and far from the fine dining experience they promote online.
Entertainment? Not So Much:
They advertise adult entertainment, but don’t be fooled. What they call “entertainment” is outdated, boring, and honestly depressing. If you’re under 40, you’ll feel completely out of place. There was zero energy or vibe that made it feel like a birthday celebration—or even a vacation.
One Bright Spot:
The butter at breakfast was actually really good. But if butter is the best thing about a hotel stay, that tells you everything you need to know.
Final Thoughts:
This was supposed to be a special birthday trip, and it ended up being frustrating, disappointing.
