The room was very nice except for the faeces that I had to clean from the toilet seat. Despite having a kitchen, there was no cutlery, crockery, kettle, or tea bags. When I asked for a kettle I was told it was 'not possible'. This was repeated several times until they realised that I wasn't going to accept this and then a kettle miraculously appeared!
Same with the iron - told many times 'not possible' but after insisting for about 20 minutes, again they suddenly seemed to find one. I had to be very careful with it however, as it had exposed wire in the flex.
After failing to get a response on the phone, I went down to reception for more toilet paper. No-one there for 10 minutes. Then someone arrived. He gave me some toilet paper but couldn't help other waiting guests as he wasn't employed at the hotel. As I left, the actual employee rushed in from the street looking guilty.
They did manage to bring us ice when asked and tried, but failed, without being asked, to find us a different route to the ferry.
A great few days in Venice spoilt by having to insist to the point of rudeness to get basic things that other hotels provide as a matter of course without needing to be asked. We never did get the cutlery. We used plastic knives and forks from the take-away next door.