'Took over 10 minutes and two receptionists to check me in. Signed paperwork in Spanish with no translation available. No on site car park available, no bar, no payable breakfast offered. Nice room, great air conditioning already on. Lovely view from the overheated balcony as the air conditioner pointed right over it. Accessible shower soaked the whole bathroom floor and the bathroom mirror was dirty above hand reaching height. Pool came up to my hips. Could be a wonderful over 55s resort if some...