When it is:
- Normal to find the receptionist forgetting essential information to tell the guests like the breakfast time, where is the hotel's main restaurant, what facilities the hotel has, etc.. things that is not even found with one star hotels..!!
- Normal to put the "sleep" sign at your room door handle and you find someone entered the room as he is a "blind man" just to check on the mini-bar...!!
- Normal to order a simple dish from the room service and you get the most awful very expensive dish you've ever tried, and you leave it uneaten and no one calls you to ask you why you left your dish uneaten just to check on the food quality...!
- Normal to finally made it to restaurant - which you don't know where the hell it is - for your breakfast and all the hosts at the restaurant are speaking loudly and shouting to each other as if we are in a city market, or some one tries to take your plate that is in front of you because he believes you've eaten enough, or for 5 days the same breakfast is served as you are in jail not a 4 starts over 100$ a night hotel..!
- Normal to have a very bad and slow "FREE WiFi" internet
- Normal to stay in a hotel which its name ends with "... Beach" but its has no beach at all, and not even a public one..!
- Normal to have an spa but with no married couple spa facility as its forbidden for girls to massage a man..!
When all of the above is normal then, Welcome to Tamuda "Beach..!!" hotel