Luxe hotels in Noordwest-Pennsylvania

'The room was advertised to have a private hot tub--not! It was a restricted-access, scheduled-use hot tub--no thanks. The room was small, with quirky heating and cooling systems. A vanity in the bathroom was provided as the only clothing storage solution, although there were hooks on the wall for hanging clothes. If you were housed in their annex (I would call it), you had to carry your belongings from the parking lot across the lawn and then scale a small grass-covered slope and step up...