I've stayed in a lot of hotels in my life, and this is probably the worst one. I paid nearly 500 euro for two nights, which was a massive scam considering the condition of the place and the fact that there are some nice hotels up on Parnell Street going for half the price that are ten times as nice and have actual accommodations. Upon entering the room I immediately noticed black mold, water damage on the walls, and questionable stains on my bed and mattress. My room was on the first floor and the bathroom was shared with toilet and shower in separate rooms. The toilet was dirty. There is nowhere to put your things, like a toiletry bag, by the sink and the automated soap dispenser can be easily triggered spewing soap on your things. There is no towel rack or hand towel in the toilet, with only tissues on offer, which were out by the second night. There are also no shelves in the shower, a weird crusty bottle of Head and Shoulders for soap, mysterious scrapes all over the shower floor, and the shower sounds like a jet taking off when you turn it on. I was too grossed out to use it. Maybe most offensive was the kettle situation in my room: I paused when I noticed white crusty residue along its exterior, and I'm glad I checked the inside before using it because it was full of pink mildew and mold. Dusty tattered carpet with tears and cuts in it. Can't control the heat from the ancient radiator in the room. This place should be delisted from Expedia and condemned.
