2/10 – Ontzettend slecht
Christina
Reisde met een groep
25 feb 2026
If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to overpay for a beachfront prison cell, book a room here.
This was supposed to be my best friends birthday trip. Instead, it was a masterclass in how not to run a hotel.
We paid for an oceanfront suite and were given a concrete shoebox facing the pool and the road. The only kitchen window was spray-painted black. The other windows were blocked by beds. No beach view. No natural light. Just low-budget detention-center energy with sand nearby.
The “suite” was laughably small.
The oven didn’t work.
The stovetop smelled like something crawled inside and died.
The refrigerator froze everything solid.
Multiple outlets in the room didn’t work — we literally had to make coffee on the floor to find a functioning plug.
The bathroom was the size of a cruise ship closet. The oversized showerhead sprayed water everywhere, turning the entire space into a slip-and-slide.
There were hairs in the bathroom when we arrived. I own a professional housekeeping business. If one of my cleaners turned over a room like that, it would not be a friendly conversation.
We requested maid service twice. “20 minutes,” we were told. Two days later? No one ever came.
And that’s not even the half of what’s wrong with this hotel!!!

Christina
3 nachten verbleven in februari 2026















































