Bespoke-accommodaties in Western Lake District

'The rooms were so dirty, Its like entering a once verry nice house. But the moment you enter the room it smells duff and diguisting. The rooms are weird when you enter you immidiatly go down a bunch of stairs. The bathroom looks like it hasnt been cleaned in centuries and the tiles of the floor are lose. My bed had a blood stain from someone on the blanket witch was disguisting. Dont recommend staying here unless you absolutely have to!!! Personel was nice tho'

'Hyggelig og gammelt hotell i Portinscale. Stort og praktisk rom og stort bad. Gode senger og god parkering - riktig nok mot betaling. Hotellet er en labyrint, og det var både trapper opp og ned for å komme til rommet - selv om man tok heisen. Gruppen hadde ikke forhåndsbestilt middag. Det viste seg at de ikke hadde nok mat på lager til å kunne servere oss. Men - stedets utmerkede hovmester Dan the Man tilbød seg å reise til en restaurant for å hente takeaway til oss. Han reddet kvelden. For...

'Unfortunately our booked apartment accommodation was unavailable due to a gas leak. However, we were moved to a nice double room and given free breakfast to make up for this. We were also offered 50 % of dinner but the available dining slots were extremely limited so couldn't use that. It was a very comfy hotel, with a great shower, a pleasant mile walk to Keswick. I'd definitely stay again'