We had high hopes for this property, but it fell short — especially given its "luxury" marketing.The hot tub was a major letdown. We arrived to it half-full with debris, required us to fill it and add chemicals daily due to a leak, and left one guest with a rash. When we contacted the host, they suggested we troubleshoot it ourselves — not acceptable for a safety issue at a property marketed as luxury.Cleanliness was lacking throughout. Bathrooms had spiders, insects, and ant trails. Outdoor furniture was covered in debris and looked nothing like the listing photos. Several safety concerns also stood out: a rotten patio railing, a rusty spiral staircase, and dangerously dull kitchen knives.The "luxury" label simply doesn't fit. The home has a rustic, DIY feel — converted garage game room with a duct-taped couch, non-functional TV and fireplace remotes, no tissues, and not enough trash bags.That said, there were bright spots: streaming services were signed in and ready to go, the bulk paper towels and toilet paper in the butler's pantry were appreciated for our large group, and the Big Green Egg grill was a genuine highlight.We tried to make the best of it, but the hot tub issues, cleanliness, and safety concerns made it hard to fully relax. We hope the owner addresses these before the next guests arrive and reconsiders the "luxury" designation.